Post by Sir Smiles on May 1, 2019 1:28:40 GMT -5
Another bygone relic of my past, relegated to being nothing more than merely a graveyard for old spam posts now. RIP The Shmooness. Oh, and since spam is essentially the name of the game nowadays, I might as well post this here, so it can be online once more.
"Finding The Little Man In The Boat"
Talking with the softball girls to find a way inside.
What if we can't eat a brownie?
Maybe we can dance like heathens and suck on the teet of torture.
Just caress the frontal lift spar and make sure it loves you.
We can't have a jewish sparkler in the group.
(Chorus)
COME ONE!
COME ALL!
COME SEE this ass INHALE A TENNIS BALL!
THERES NO WAY YOU CAN AVOID THE FRAMINGS
ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOUR NOT DEBATING
REPLACE THE PISTONS RUNG FLUNKER
DEEPTHROAT THAT PLUNGER
Mmm...it's good.
Ice cubes in my mild sauce.
She looked like she had the egg sack of a salmon.
I bathed in her daily deer squishings and dreamt I'd own a jiffy lube.
Hair so short you look like a mom.
(Chorus)
THERES NO WAY TO FIND THAT LITTLE MAN HIDING BY YOUR OVARIES
WE NEED TO AMPUTATE THE HANGING BAD GROWTH AND FIND THE BEEP
THERES NO WAY WE'RE MAKING IT OFF THIS ISLAND ALIVE
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Bright eyed spanning wrench of doom used by my gynocologist"
Blee bloh bloo blee blahh blorf BORF BORF
we wired this bitch for sound
Positive this desk doesnt eat
Not so sure on our pixel in heat
We could break it's legs
and set it's house on fire.
So it has to drag itself out and burn slowly.
But we love our little defam switch turner.
Kitty litter (read my ass)
Doggy treat (Gray stuff)
Pubic Discomfort (the letter N)
elephant growth hormone (Big fuckin' hershy bar)
Gold in the way you layed your grass out.
Toasters rule you.
So what if girls who love girls who love ghandi beat it to the obituaries.
Backspace back rubs.
My name is pudd.
Kinda like Mudd.
But filthier.
And I watch more porn.
Don't watch that leaf.
It's got x-ray cohbobbly buttons and can easily dickspank your retina.
rey
tina
rey-tina.
Thats my uncle's name.
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" A Day Of Unholy Road Paint"
Falling faster in your pound cake always jerking before i bathe i banged your wall just like you might you can't wear that right sock now if you do your toes will stick like two jelly donuts in my pocket feeling like a giant toad.
(Chorus)
YOU WON'T
rule my coke with your phone cord
YOU WON'T
make sex to me
Verse 2
I won a cordless grandma if it rings she just poops and when my friends call i can't pick it up because she's overweight and if I danced into your bedroom wearing a brick hat in a too-too you would see that I'm not free these god damned sidewalks rape my frisbee don't try and understand this is why I have a breadpan so that I might take you home and give you your beatings.
(Chorus)
Verse 3
Wheres my best friend i think he died maybe now i can bang his sister i swear on you i will rule never tell me I can't spool my strings left to right blind fuck tonight lets take his cane and change his name Shmoo it is!why yes my friends I'm back again and I need a bin to empty my piss in.
(Chorus)x2
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"The isotopes before your can"
A wonderous day of couch cushions and a pool cue.Don't touch my table!Eat it bitch!EAT IT!For some reason no one wants this bowl.Enjoy the soft bag.A stick is not to be used as a tactical weapon.I know I just met you but I need some punani.POO.NANI.I didnt need your hubless back wheel telling me about swifty oil company.The embodyment of my mother, In a cookie cake.
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"Foam Plate Mysteries"
Bald men beware for we have waffles.Because evil redheads make boy bands go ew!I bathe in 30's glam and coffee.Have you ever gotten a woman pregnant with tile glue?And wiped her cankle down with chinese food?I did!Smiley will next.He doesnt realize that she's a wookie and wants his sex.And when we sing this song, we hope your shlong is taken away.You have bad credit!
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"Emergency Cream fuck Light"
Who stole the coating?Who lifted the box flap?Who took me bowling?Who helped you shit in that bottle cap?You are currently logged in as a small pencil.Go sharpen yourself.Put in the refrigeration codes before we make salami.Cut off your balls and be aerodynamic!Lance Armstrong!
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"The French Don't Play Baseball"
Don't look back into the ham.Twigs!It's the last thing a clitorus sees!faggotry!In the oval office!Sucking on a cold block of mashed peas.Chickens done!Smell the static tampon dispensing bongleeter!Those lumps under your eyes happen to be my tits.Slight comas for retards turn me on.The easter bunny loves my mom.Christmas got gay.
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"The Day Senator Television Bought A Gun"
I bang taco meat
STDs are for you and me!!!!
I bang taco meat
STDs are for you and me!!!!
I just fucked a sheep
STDs are for you and me!!!!
I bang taco meat while fucking sheep cuz STDs are for you and me!!!!!!!
---------------------------
"That Bottle Of Rodman Sauce Stole My Power Morpher(Ching Chong A Bing Bong China Gong)"
Blah blah blah blah, have you not run out of pastings?
My credit check balance just completed the unruly finger bangings
With the collective mind of a third testicle i will persevere
With a pocket full of sunshine dust and fucking a rabid deer
Let me bleed the nose hairs that knocked up your grip tape
As i defocate that scratch and sniff and piss upon your date rape
(chorus)
Ching chong a bing bong china gong!
(repeat 4x)
(verse 2)
Harken one and all as i recieve this fantastic boob job!
I will now make up words such as blookendorfen and skibflob
It will rain (to be continued)
-----------------------------------
"German Earhole Astronomy"
please refrain from urinating in my cheezmo sauce
yes, i said the sauce
thus proves the theory that the CIA controls my thoughts
do you have peter steele's left lung on your toater?
if so, turn left at dairy mart
your pubic hair looks horrendous, did you get a perm?
once again, the sauce
i'm trying to find words that rhyme with lvsmgj;sl
the number floop, maybe?
the sauce, the sauce, the sauce
you like to eat vagisil
"Finding The Little Man In The Boat"
Talking with the softball girls to find a way inside.
What if we can't eat a brownie?
Maybe we can dance like heathens and suck on the teet of torture.
Just caress the frontal lift spar and make sure it loves you.
We can't have a jewish sparkler in the group.
(Chorus)
COME ONE!
COME ALL!
COME SEE this ass INHALE A TENNIS BALL!
THERES NO WAY YOU CAN AVOID THE FRAMINGS
ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOUR NOT DEBATING
REPLACE THE PISTONS RUNG FLUNKER
DEEPTHROAT THAT PLUNGER
Mmm...it's good.
Ice cubes in my mild sauce.
She looked like she had the egg sack of a salmon.
I bathed in her daily deer squishings and dreamt I'd own a jiffy lube.
Hair so short you look like a mom.
(Chorus)
THERES NO WAY TO FIND THAT LITTLE MAN HIDING BY YOUR OVARIES
WE NEED TO AMPUTATE THE HANGING BAD GROWTH AND FIND THE BEEP
THERES NO WAY WE'RE MAKING IT OFF THIS ISLAND ALIVE
-------------------------------------------------------
Bright eyed spanning wrench of doom used by my gynocologist"
Blee bloh bloo blee blahh blorf BORF BORF
we wired this bitch for sound
Positive this desk doesnt eat
Not so sure on our pixel in heat
We could break it's legs
and set it's house on fire.
So it has to drag itself out and burn slowly.
But we love our little defam switch turner.
Kitty litter (read my ass)
Doggy treat (Gray stuff)
Pubic Discomfort (the letter N)
elephant growth hormone (Big fuckin' hershy bar)
Gold in the way you layed your grass out.
Toasters rule you.
So what if girls who love girls who love ghandi beat it to the obituaries.
Backspace back rubs.
My name is pudd.
Kinda like Mudd.
But filthier.
And I watch more porn.
Don't watch that leaf.
It's got x-ray cohbobbly buttons and can easily dickspank your retina.
rey
tina
rey-tina.
Thats my uncle's name.
------------------------------------------------------------
" A Day Of Unholy Road Paint"
Falling faster in your pound cake always jerking before i bathe i banged your wall just like you might you can't wear that right sock now if you do your toes will stick like two jelly donuts in my pocket feeling like a giant toad.
(Chorus)
YOU WON'T
rule my coke with your phone cord
YOU WON'T
make sex to me
Verse 2
I won a cordless grandma if it rings she just poops and when my friends call i can't pick it up because she's overweight and if I danced into your bedroom wearing a brick hat in a too-too you would see that I'm not free these god damned sidewalks rape my frisbee don't try and understand this is why I have a breadpan so that I might take you home and give you your beatings.
(Chorus)
Verse 3
Wheres my best friend i think he died maybe now i can bang his sister i swear on you i will rule never tell me I can't spool my strings left to right blind fuck tonight lets take his cane and change his name Shmoo it is!why yes my friends I'm back again and I need a bin to empty my piss in.
(Chorus)x2
------------------------------------
"The isotopes before your can"
A wonderous day of couch cushions and a pool cue.Don't touch my table!Eat it bitch!EAT IT!For some reason no one wants this bowl.Enjoy the soft bag.A stick is not to be used as a tactical weapon.I know I just met you but I need some punani.POO.NANI.I didnt need your hubless back wheel telling me about swifty oil company.The embodyment of my mother, In a cookie cake.
----------------------------
"Foam Plate Mysteries"
Bald men beware for we have waffles.Because evil redheads make boy bands go ew!I bathe in 30's glam and coffee.Have you ever gotten a woman pregnant with tile glue?And wiped her cankle down with chinese food?I did!Smiley will next.He doesnt realize that she's a wookie and wants his sex.And when we sing this song, we hope your shlong is taken away.You have bad credit!
-------------------------------------
"Emergency Cream fuck Light"
Who stole the coating?Who lifted the box flap?Who took me bowling?Who helped you shit in that bottle cap?You are currently logged in as a small pencil.Go sharpen yourself.Put in the refrigeration codes before we make salami.Cut off your balls and be aerodynamic!Lance Armstrong!
---------------------------
"The French Don't Play Baseball"
Don't look back into the ham.Twigs!It's the last thing a clitorus sees!faggotry!In the oval office!Sucking on a cold block of mashed peas.Chickens done!Smell the static tampon dispensing bongleeter!Those lumps under your eyes happen to be my tits.Slight comas for retards turn me on.The easter bunny loves my mom.Christmas got gay.
---------------------------
"The Day Senator Television Bought A Gun"
I bang taco meat
STDs are for you and me!!!!
I bang taco meat
STDs are for you and me!!!!
I just fucked a sheep
STDs are for you and me!!!!
I bang taco meat while fucking sheep cuz STDs are for you and me!!!!!!!
---------------------------
"That Bottle Of Rodman Sauce Stole My Power Morpher(Ching Chong A Bing Bong China Gong)"
Blah blah blah blah, have you not run out of pastings?
My credit check balance just completed the unruly finger bangings
With the collective mind of a third testicle i will persevere
With a pocket full of sunshine dust and fucking a rabid deer
Let me bleed the nose hairs that knocked up your grip tape
As i defocate that scratch and sniff and piss upon your date rape
(chorus)
Ching chong a bing bong china gong!
(repeat 4x)
(verse 2)
Harken one and all as i recieve this fantastic boob job!
I will now make up words such as blookendorfen and skibflob
It will rain (to be continued)
-----------------------------------
"German Earhole Astronomy"
please refrain from urinating in my cheezmo sauce
yes, i said the sauce
thus proves the theory that the CIA controls my thoughts
do you have peter steele's left lung on your toater?
if so, turn left at dairy mart
your pubic hair looks horrendous, did you get a perm?
once again, the sauce
i'm trying to find words that rhyme with lvsmgj;sl
the number floop, maybe?
the sauce, the sauce, the sauce
you like to eat vagisil